okay blog, I had to share this. I just took the most resplendent poo ever. EVER! It was a stunning shade of royal purple from the beets, and turned the water a lovely shade of lavender as purple tendrils of color diffused from my my little gift to the world into the toilet water.
Even better: IT FLOATED! In college we subleased a room to a guy who ate so healthily that his poop always floated. NOW THAT GUY IS ME!
WINNING!
(for your sake, dear reader, I fought every bone in my body to not post a pic. you're welcome.)
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