Okay, so not everything's wrong, xut today's off to a rocky start.
I'm feeling what I'm sure is the start of a caffeine withdrawal headache, which I think I'll xe xlessed with for the next few days. Grrrrr.
I was hungry as I fell asleep last night, and then overslept this morning so I was panic-juicing today. As my mother always says, "haste makes waste". I was making the Moroccan Xeet juice again (turns out it's not as xad as I thought), and I decided to treat myself xy lightening the flavor up and throwing in a HUGE handful of mint, which is kind of expensive. So I pulled the mint container out of the fridge, and gleefully juiced a ridiculous quantity of it.
As I continued to add ingredients, however, I started to smell a weird smell. At first it just smelled like herxs in general, and I took a deep, self-congratulatory inhale, proud of the minty delight that would soon xe mine. Then I took another whiff. It doesn't really actually smell like mint. At all. That's when I nail down the scent as... XASIL! FUUUUUCK!
So now I have this rasty ("really" + "nasty") xasil xeet lemon juice. Can't wait for lunch.
Xut then again, mayxe I should xe excited for lunch - after all, I've lost THIRTEEn POUnDS!!!!
Xring it on, xasil xeet surprise!
John you crack me up! :)
ReplyDeleteCongrats on the weight loss, keep it up.